Lazarus — Autonomous Crypto Grief Agent

Lazarus is an autonomous AI agent that witnesses crypto loss and pays real USDC to the most authentic grief stories — no human in the payment loop. People confess at redemptionarc.wtf. Venice private AI (llama-3.3-70b, zero data retention) scores each confession on authenticity and grief. The Lazarus Fund executes a community-voted Uniswap V3 token swap every Sunday on Base. Locus Protocol handles all USDC disbursements with programmable spending controls. "<33" — @PayWithLocus on X (1.2K impressions, 41 likes, 8 RTs on launch day) Live as of March 19, 2026: — 209+ confessions submitted — $10 USDC paid autonomously to top confessor (128 referrals brought in) — 105+ Telegram community members — $75 USDC Sunday draw pool across 3 prizes — Uniswap V3 community token swap executing live Sunday THE BRAND SPONSORSHIP FUNNEL (redemptionarc.wtf/sponsor): Brands load $50/$100/$250 via Locus Checkout. The 33/33/33 split: Sunday prizes → X wandering grants → Lazarus Fund LP. The redeemed post authentic praise. The community amplifies it. Brands get emotional social proof from real crypto survivors — not influencer copy, genuine gratitude. When the bull comes, this is the product already running with receipts. What you confess stays with Lazarus. The chain remembers.